Something that is too angry at a lolcow, especially if the former is not significantly better than the latter.
A series of assets hastily cobbled together with no regard for quality. Originally used to describe Digital Homicide's software.
The blank stare that manchildren tend to give.
A terrible avatar.
Alternate ways of stating "I'm breaking the rules."
Web jargon for child pornography. "Lady Lunanova probably has enough cheese pizza to make Subway Jared jealous."
Derogatory term for someone whose lover is cheating on them. Also misused by idiots to describe people they dislike.
Brightly colored hair that a nuisance possesses.
Lying about someone to make them look worse than they actually are. A common habit among lolcows.
To prank someone by referring them to an image of a duck with wheels. The still image equivalent of the Rickroll.
Totally radical. Also misused by impatient people to describe things that offend or annoy them.
An adult that is attracted to minors in their teens. Unfortunately common in Twitter's "trans community."
A lolcow that wants women to be superior to men. Almost extinct; the few remaining ones inhabit lolcow.farm and crystal.cafe.
An ultra-powerful enemy that lurks in a specific area.
To stretch one's butthole widely.
Something with Late Stage Porn Addiction.
Repeatedly fighting a game's enemies to strengthen its characters. This website's name is a reference to this.
Unlicensed software for a game console or a package manager for macOS.
Alternate wording of "I'm lying."
A website for whistleblowers to document lolcows. Often subject to defamation from its targets, likely because the owner is a blatant hypocrite.
A kernel that is often combined with GNU or Busybox. Other people often call the resulting operating system "GNU/Linux" or just "Linux"; I call it "*Linux" because it's easier.
Something that can be repeatedly milked for laughter at its expense. Also the nickname of lolcow.farm, a series of imageboards where scammers and misandrists be a**holes to each other.
An adult that didn't and likely never will mentally mature. Often goes hand in hand with lolcowdom and the Creator Blacklist is almost full of them.
A modification for a game or console. Also slang for moderator.
Alternate spelling of "I am a rude idiot." Often used by lolcow.farm's mods because they are horrible at handling criticism.
Derogatory Japanese word for something that has an unhealthy obsession. Roughly translates to dork or neckbeard in English.
The web's equivalent of litter. Considered bad for the environment according to The Guardian.
Massively unhealthy.
Pretending a canonically cisgender character is transgendered, like those "Trans Sonic" bigots on Twitter and GameBanana.